Oh? Why the title Ding Dong Bell? okay okay..My friend,Raymond's school mate( sorry i don know his name so we called him Mr.A) had an invest on a new open pub in Seremban. Thats why he ask us "give face" to just show up..make his pub looks more crowded to attract more money. I have the chance to go too although i don even know Mr.A. You have to admit that i am a party boy. The club is not boom boom pow without my existence. Mr.A offers us a table with 24's beers. Oh yeah we have to pay rm240 with no free gift o0o. We are asking for liquor but Mr.A said his club is not selling liquor.WTF? Which club is not selling liquor you tell me. Ok lucky he said we can bring along our own liquor.
Friday after class,i went back packing, ready to go Bukit Jalil meet up with Raymond. I took out my clubbing "battle suit", hesistating. But i choose not to bring it at last. After bus,LRT,and my Converse..i finally reached Arena Green , the place Raymond stay. Then we start our Absolute Vodka hunting trip. (thanks to Randall Dexter for the Vodka) First target,Carrefour. hmm too bad. We cant see any Vodka there. Then we go to another shopping centre which the Logo is totally the same as Sibu Ngiu Kee's logo. But i forgot whats the name. Also found no vodka there. Then we teleport to Oug Jusco and able to buy one. The fattie cashier is cute also.She said No driving after drinkings.ZZZ
And finally we start our journey at 10 pm from Bukit Jalil to Seremban. Everyone is waiting for us as we are VIP. We bring along vodka and chivas (thanks to Randall Dexter again for the Chivas) and ready to get wet tonight. The journey took us less than 30 mins. Cause the driver, Darren is a potential street racer. He is owning a Murcialago in ps3 Midnight Clubs racing game. He can push the Myvi speed limit to the MAX. I thinks hes probably forget thats just a Myvi but not Murcialago.
Mr.A is waiting for us already there. The area is like Clubbing Area in Seremban. We are very excited already as we see theres lots lots LOOOTSSSS of hot chicks arounds. But the nightmare begins right after that. Taaa DAAA~~~welcome to Ding Dong Bell~~ all of us eyes wide open...WOOOOOOOTF!?? It is just a simple shop house with a large projector screen , 2 York air-con, one normal ceiling fans and 2 dance poles. Thanks God i din bring along my clubbing "battle suit".Theres a Bak Kut Teh shop beside. Mr.A said theres full inside so we have to sit outside. fuck you of course i don want. i don wan to get vomit by the smells of pork. We request to sit inside and he atur one space for us. The table seems like it is a second-hand table. Looks old with a Snake board game printed on it. Probably buying from some kindergarten tuition schools. We started to regret bringing chivas and vodka along. Everyone theres holding a bottle of beer in their hands. We are so down and keep cursing. This is a shame for a party boy. Thats the worst club that i ever been to. Worst than Sibu Ghostbuster. Can you imagine how sucks the environment is? Mr.A knows that we are moody and he try to cheer us up with a good news. He said there will be pole dancing later. ^^woo hooo~
We at the hotel, motel , holiday iinnn~~ the beats drop and every one screaming and shouting. YEAH~ is time for some pole dancing~ i try my vry best squeeze into the crowd just to get a good view of the dancing girls. Ops? did i mentioned that i am just 165cm in my 1st introduction post? grr..it is not that important also..anyway. Shortie OWNED!! I manage to get myself at the 1st row..but wtf i cant see any sexy girls dancing up the pole??? noooo...you let me down once again~~ the girls is not what i m expected. I start suspecting that they are the cleaners from the Bak Kut Teh beside. damn. Tonight gonna be a bad night...tonight gonna be a bad bad night..wooo hooo~~tonight gonna be a bad night..tonight gonna be a bad bad night~ ~ ENDS.
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